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  • Personal Essay
  • Satire and Comedy
  • Freelance
  • Bio
  • Contact

Lucy Huber

Writer

The New Yorker:

Circumstances in Which I Will Not Pet Your Dog


McSweeney's Internet Tendency:

List: Feel-Good Stories From Trump’s America

How to Jog: A Guide for Women

Realistic Escape Rooms

A Fair Accusation of Sexual Assault or a Witch Hunt? 

Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week's Meals. We've Been Having a Tough Time Lately

Course Catalog for David Brooks' Elite Sandwich College


The Belladonna:

The Way to Get Pregnant Isn’t By Having Sex: It’s By Not Trying So Hard

This Diet Isn't About Losing Weight, It's About Feeling Well in a Vague Way

Today Show Memo: Take Note of The Acceptable Uses of a Secret Door-Locking Button in Your Office

Eight Body Parts I’d Been Using All Wrong Before a Man Explained They Were What Made Me Beautiful

I Am a Home Buyer on HGTV's House Hunters and Here Are My Demands


Robot Butt:

How the Audience Members of Megyn Kelly’s ‘Today Show’ Segment Got Here

Apartment Infested With Bees? Show Your Landlord You're Totally Reasonable About it


Little Old Lady Comedy: 

Wildly Varied Reviews of the Laundry Hamper I Might Buy on Amazon

Updated Mary Kate and Ashley Movies


House Method:

9 Apartments You Will Tour Before You Move


Medium: 

@clucyhuber